Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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