- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Your sex life.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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