Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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