- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

How would you rule?

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A paralysed man falls over.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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