What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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i have cancer

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Yo Mamma

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A hayride would be fun.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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