Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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