- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate blackniggers

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Want to hear a joke? No.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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