Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

your life

nickel back

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Major League Soccer

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

... Chan chan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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