- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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