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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

a skinny sumo wrestler

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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