What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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