why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Once, I went to Peru.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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