- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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