Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

1+1=2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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