- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Bad grammers.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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