This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Anti-jokes are funny.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Do you know the muffin man? No

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

A French man gets into a fight

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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