- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

whats up and also down? your mum

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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