- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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