Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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