Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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