A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Sir, your wife is dead

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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