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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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