- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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