What's a joke? Funny

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Anything involving women..

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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