Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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hi penis ham telephone

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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