- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Women's Rights

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Terry has ebola

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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