What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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