- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

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