A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Anyone can post anything.

Take wrong turns

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

... Chan chan

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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