- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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