- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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