- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Neither did she.

Knock knock Come in

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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