Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Asians.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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