- Anti Joke

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What's old and wrinkly? old people

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.