- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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