- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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