The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Today is March 22.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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