Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Y u do dis?

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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