- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

so the weather's nice...

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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