R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

whats up and also down? your mum

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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