- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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