- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

can you pass the soap?

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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