Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

An Aisian failed a test

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

joke under this line wins _________________________

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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