- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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