A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

What's a joke? Funny

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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