bryden is a faggot

Oh my God! A talking dog!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

How do you spell eight? 8

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Shea's sty....

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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