- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

whats a joke

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

sorry son your nanas been put down

How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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