What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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#Getweird

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Your mother just died.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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