- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

im saul and i love cock

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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