- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

A dog is always in the pushup position.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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