emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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