a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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