- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abortion.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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