- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

This is funny.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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