- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

noah is a scrub jungle

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

your face

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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