Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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where is the world?

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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No soap radio

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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