What's brown and sticky? Anal

i have read and agree to the terms of service

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Hi, my name is Jake.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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