whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

A van drives into a car.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

no

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Poker face

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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