What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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