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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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