A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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