Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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penis haha

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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