- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Irish sobriety

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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