your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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seek beauty

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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