- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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