A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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