Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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A man buys a prius

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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