- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Pandas Everywhere!!!

your life

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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