Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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