- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

2 black kids walk into school

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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