Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Anti-jokes are funny.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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