If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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