- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

A bar walks into a man

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