whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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