Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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The EPA.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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