- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Guess what What

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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