- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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