I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Why didn't he finish his

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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