- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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