- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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