- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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