- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

You just read this ..

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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