What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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