- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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