Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Asians.

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