- Anti Joke

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

an dislexik nam rwote hits

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

thomas!!!!

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

an dislexik nam rwote hits

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

thomas!!!!

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away