What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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