roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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ur mum

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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