- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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