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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

This is funny.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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