why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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hi penis ham telephone

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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