- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

drew edminstin is a rat

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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