- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What would Muhammed do?

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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