- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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