- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

knock knock!? . . No.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

I'm homeless.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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