Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Justin Bieber

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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UN

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