- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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