What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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