What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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minorities.....

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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