- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

You having friends.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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