Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Maths.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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