Two planes walk into an office building

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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