- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

mitchell palmer sucks

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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