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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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