What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What's a joke? Funny

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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