what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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