What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Rylan Clark

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Penis

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

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